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Animated short
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Season №	Pilot
Episode №	0
Airdate	December 13, 2008
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This article is a transcript of the Boneheads animated short pilot, which aired on December 13, 2008.

Animated short
	The short begins with Roccos and Bone panicking because of a volcano erupting. The two hide in the skull. The volcano continues to erupt, but gets wet by the rain, which was eventually stopped. A babana tree grows. Leroy and his clones steal the babanas and fly away. Roccos and Bone continue running. The monkey and the caveman stop to a babana tree, being seen by them.
Roccos	AH! That's the legendary…
	Roccos and Bone pop out of the skull.
Roccos and Bone	…babana!
	Roccos and Bone jump out of the skull and point at the babana bunch.
Roccos and Bone	We found something up high—a band of babanas!
	Bone hits Roccos.
Roccos and Bone	No dream! No dream!
	Roccos hits Bone.
Roccos	Babanas! Babanas!
Bone	No dream!
Roccos and Bone	Yeah! Lucky! Lucky! Today, we are lucky! We won't be hungry anymore!
	Roccos and Bone give each other a high-five.
Bone	Now, they're mine!
	Bone runs away from Roccos and climbs up the babana tree.
Bone	They're mine, they're mine, they're mine!
	Bone slides down.
Bone	They're mine, they're mine, they're mine!
	Bone grunts and slides down again.
Bone	Just a bit further, a bit further…
	Bone gets stuck on a branch and starts panicking.
Bone	WHAH! DUDE, GET THE STICK OFF ME!
Roccos	They're mine!
	Roccos cuts a branch.
Roccos	Mine! Mine! My babanas! Babanas!
	Roccos lands on the branch.
Roccos	There!
	Bone falls. Roccos gets sprung up and starts screaming.
Roccos	Good jobbed!
	Bone grunts. Roccos eats a babana, and Bone continues to grunt and gets out of the hole.
Bone	Me too! Gimme some, too! Me too, me too!
	Roccos pokes a babana bunch stem, but falls, gets sprung by the tree branch, and is about to land on Bone.
Bone	AAAHHH!!! MY SWEET BABANA—
	All the babanas in a bunch land on Bone.
Bone	Oof!
	Roccos lands on Bone.
Roccos	Good jobbed!
	Roccos and Bone eat babanas.
Roccos and Bone	Babana!
Bone	Ah…
	Bone eats his own babana.
Bone	Gotcha!
Roccos	Ah…
	Roccos eats his own babana.
Roccos	Gotcha!
	Bone peels his other babana.
Bone	Babana!
	Roccos peels his other babana.
Roccos	Babana!
	Bone eats the babana.
Bone	Gotcha!
	Roccos eats the babana.
Roccos	Gotcha!
	The duo spit babana seeds, and they continue to peel babanas and eat them and spit the babana seeds repeatedly. Bone peels even another babana of him.
Bone	Babana!
	Bone eats the babana. Roccos peels even another babana of him.
Roccos	Babana!
	Roccos eats the babana. Roccos and Bone throw ten of the other babanas, five for each brother.
Roccos and Bone	A-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
	Each of the two brothers eat five babanas. Roccos throws more babanas.
Roccos	A-ba-ba-babana!
	Bone runs to eat some of the other babanas.
Bone	My babana!
	Roccos continues to throw babanas.
Roccos	A-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-babana!
	Roccos eats all babanas except for one.
Roccos	All the rest!
	Roccos chomps all of them.
Roccos	Gotcha!
	Roccos gulps down all the babanas and burps. Bone runs to Roccos
Bone	I'm next!
	Bone reveals that there is one more babana left.
Bone	Hey! No! Just one left! Why did I get one?!
	Bone shakes Roccos.
Bone	YOU ATE THAT! GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK!
	Roccos shoots babana seeds at him
Bone	GIVE IT BACK!
	Roccos continues to shoot babana seeds at him.
Bone	GIVE IT BACK!
	Roccos still continues to shoot babana seeds at him.
Bone	GIVE IT BACK!
Roccos	NO!
	Roccos once again continues to shoot babana seeds at Bone, leading him beginning to panic.
Bone	I NEED YOU! GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK! I'M MEAN!
	Leroy and his two clones land on a rock. A clone of Leroy looks at the final babana.
Leroy Clone #1	Babana discovered! We shall take it.
Leroy Clone #2	We shall take it.
Leroy	Understood.
	Leroy and his clones fly to another rock.
Leroy	You wait here.
	Leroy crawls to a hole and hides here. Roccos once again still continues to shoot babana seeds at Bone who keeps panicking.
Bone	GESUNDHEIT!
	Leroy pops out of the hole. The other two clones of Leroy start crawling and hide in the hole.
Leroy	Hurry! Hurry!
	Roccos runs out of babana seeds. He and Bone start to argue.
Bone	WHERE'S THE BABANA!?
Roccos	WHERE'S THE BABANA!?
Bone	GIMME THE BABANA!
	Roccos grunts.
Roccos	NO FUN!
	The duo pauses and looks at Leroy and his clones. The monkey and the caveman then blink their eyes twice before continuing to argue.
Bone	THERE'S THE BABANA!
Roccos	WHERE'S THE BABANA!?
	The duo pauses again and looks at Leroy and his clones. The two continue to argue again. The two pause and reveal that Leroy and his clones have stolen the babana. Roccos and Bone chase Leroy and his clones. Roccos starts panicking and spears the ground in an effort for Leroy and his clones not to steal the babana so the monkey and the caveman will get it back. Leroy and his clones run away with the babana.
Leroy	Operation feature accomplished—emergency getaway transform!
	Leroy and his clones toss the babana, transform, and then catch the babana. The three fly through a honeydew-filled garden and through the bramble. Scene shows Audrey—later renamed V. Nuss Flytrap—walking through another honeydew-filled garden.
Audrey	Ho ho ho!
	Audrey looks away.
Audrey	Oh…
	Leroy and his clones see Audrey.
Leroy	NOOOOOOO—
	Audrey eats Leroy and his clones, only to get hurt.
Striker	STRIKE!
	The scene cuts to an Antarctic Bull Snail. The snail makes a noise. The Antarctic Bull Snail eats Audrey, only to get hurt.
Striker	STEE-RIKE!
	The snail rolls through the rocks. The scene cuts to an Arabian Bull Gecko. The gecko growls angrily and opens his mouth wide. The Arabian Bull Gecko eats the Antarctic Bull Snail, only to get hurt.
Striker	STRIKE THREE—YOU'RE OUT!
	The Arabian Bull Gecko crashes to a rock. Bone sings while Roccos growls, as the two run through the honeydew-filled garden, through the bramble, and even through a badlands area.
Bone	♪Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! Where's our ba-ba-ba-ba-babana? Come back, a-ba-ba-ba-ba-babana! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!♪
	The Arabian Bull Gecko wakes up. The monkey and the caveman start panicking. Bone gets eaten by the Arabian Bull Gecko. Roccos runs in panic. The Arabian Bull Gecko emits another huge growl, eats Roccos, and belches. Roccos slides down in the Arabian Bull Gecko's stomach. The Antarctic Bull Snail spits Audrey, who then spits Leroy and his clones.
Roccos	MONKEY SAVED!
Bone	Need to get out—Babana—WHERE'S OUR BABANA?!
	Bone grabs the babana.
Bone	OH, LET GO!
	The Antarctic Bull Snail slides down and emits another noise.
Roccos	GAH! TOO LATE FOR WE, BONE AND ROCCOS!
Leroy Clone #1	Escape plan!
Leroy Clone #2	Activated!
Leroy	Understood.
	Leroy flies to the Arabian Bull Gecko's nose and starts touching part of the gecko's nose. The Arabian Bull Gecko sneezes. Audrey, the Antarctic Bull Snail, Leroy, his clones, Bone, and Roccos sail away and start falling. The two cavemen once again try to get the babana back.
Roccos	GIMME THE BABANA! COME ON, NOW!
Bone	Found the babana! Babana! My babana!
Roccos	Where's the babana—found the babana!
	Leroy and his clones find the final babana.
Leroy	Babana found!
	The three get eaten by Audrey, who is later eaten by the Antarctic Bull Snail. Roccos and Bone start panicking. The Arabian Bull Gecko growls again. Roccos and Bone continue panicking and finally kill the Arabian Bull Gecko. The babana falls to the ground. Roccos and Bone growl to get the final babana back, and Leroy and his clones steal the babana and eat it. Leroy spits out the babana seed to the ground. The duo gasps. The ending title card was revealed with a sound of a guitar being smashed. The scene cuts to the duo in a hole of the Random! Cartoons logo.
Bone	Random!
Roccos	Cartoons!
End of Animated short